I’ve created detailed profiles and stoner guides for some of the most popular, sought-after marijuana strains. I do this with the goal of helping to end the stigma surrounding cannabis use by portraying it in a positive and normalized light.
The next strain that gets a Booklexia Bud Bio: Pineapple Express by The Green Vault
Pineapple Express by The Green Vault
Sativa Dominant Hybrid - 60% sativa / 40% indica
Even if you don’t keep up with cannabis culture, you’ve more likely than not heard all about the Pineapple Express marijuana strain.
Whether you first saw it in the hilarious 2008 stoner comedy, Pineapple Express, or simply heard of it from other people, there’s a reason why the Pineapple Express strain has yet to lose its following and popularity.
It could be the delicious, fruity tang or the energizing and uplifting cerebral high that focuses your mind. Whatever it is, Pineapple Express is still considered to be an unbeatable strain that’s rich in flavor and effects.
Pineapple Express is an almost perfect balanced sativa hybrid that not only tastes like what dreams are made of, but also keeps you buzzing and focused throughout your day.
About Pineapple Express
What is Pineapple Express?
Pineapple Express is an insanely popular strain that’s classified as a well balanced sativa dominant hybrid, boasting a ratio of 60:40, sativa to indica.
Even though the Pineapple Express strain has a good amount of indica genetics and traits, it’s still energizing and mentally uplifting, helping users focus and increase productivity. Then again, it also has a relaxing body high that helps ease the day’s tension and stress from your body.
With half the strain’s genetics coming from a totally pure strain that comes from 100% sativa parent origins. This is likely what gives Pineapple Express such strongly sativa effects.
Pineapple Express THC levels typically fall within the 16-26% range, so it’s high is strong and potent. If you’re looking to get super stoned on the popular movie strain, you’re virtually guaranteed to not be disappointed.
Totally natural and completely unlike any sort of government produced experiment strain, like in the Pineapple Express movie, the Pineapple Express strain leaves users tranquil and rejuvenated - -and with plenty of energy to go about their day on a positive note.
Origins of the Pineapple Express Strain
While the exact origins of the Pineapple Express strain are uncertain, the clone that was passed around as Pineapple Express first made its appearance in California medical dispensaries, but has since spread all of the world.
Today, Pineapple Express is usually the offspring Trainwreck x Hawaiian, two very potent and powerful parent strains.
Pineapple Express Aroma, Flavor, Appearance
Break open a Pineapple Express nug, and you’ll know right away you’re smelling something special and distinctive, even if you don’t know the name of the strain.
There’s a strongly pungent smell of sweet fruit and something floral, transplanting you right into a comfy lawn chair on a tropical beach, enjoying the warmth of the sun and the delicious bud in your bong.
All of your worries and stress are totally gone, even if it’s only for a moment.
Because how sweet and ambrosial the aroma of Pineapple Express is, you’ll be hard-pressed to find anyone who wouldn’t be drawn in by the tropical, exotic green and want to have a taste of that intoxicating reefer.
Take a hit, and you’ll be immediately reminded of apples and citrus, with subtle sweet-floral notes that linger on the tongue.
That first inhale is all fruitiness, with a pineapple aftertaste that stays on your tongue long after you’ve exhaled your hit.
When you do exhale, pine and cedar re-awaken your taste buds, and travel to your nose, creating an incredible combination of the senses that is both energizing and grounding, uplifting and relaxing.
When it comes to appearance, the Pineapple Express strain looks a bit like an indica flower, with its super dense buds that have the classic sativa length and taper.
The buds are crystalline and sugary, with a sage-green shade that carries sections of a burnt-gold color. The bud coloration is broken up by amber-orange pistils that reach their tendrils and twist up toward the sky.
Effects of Pineapple Express
While we all know the 2008 movie Pineapple Express made this strain out to be way more potent and intense than it is. Even though it’s nowhere nearly as strong as the movie makes it seem, you still won’t be disappointed.
You can expect self-reflection and other hefty cerebral effects, with a high that travels down to your body. After just one hit, your mind gets uplifted and your body gets to relax.
It’s not one that’s great before work, because it does tend to give some spacy and distracted effects. But, Pineapple Express is a great choice for a socializing, creative, and energetic high with a strong body relaxation.
Where to Buy Pineapple Express
Ready to pick up some of the delicious Pineapple Express?
Check out these great options:
World of Weed (Tacoma)
Top-Ranked Store in Tacoma
Pineapple Express by Fire Cannabis
Pineapple Express by Triumph Connoisseur Cannabis
Green Collar Cannabis (Tacoma)
Pineapple Express by Gabriel Cannabis
$25.00 Two Grams
Sweet Jane (Gig Harbor)
Recreational, Medical Dispensary
Pineapple Express by The Green Vault
Natural Blessing Pot Shop (Spanaway)
Recreational Pot Shop
Pineapple Express by Unknown Brand
$25.00 Two Grams
Northwest Cannabis Connection (Puyallup)
Dispensary , Recreational
Pineapple Express by Green Vault
$45.00 7 Grams
22.3% THC 1.3% CBD